You find out interesting things when you have sons

This has been around for a while but I love the humour in it. Incidentally, fortunately, my son did not try MOST of these.

• A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 200 m² house to a depth of 10 cm.
• If you spray hair spray on dust balls and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
• A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
• If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room.
• You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way.
• The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan.
• hen you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
• Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.
• A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies,
• Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.
• Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
• Super glue is forever.
• No matter how many jelly crystals you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
• Pool filters do not like jelly crystals.
• VCR's do not eject 'BL&T' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving.
• You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is.
• Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
• The fire department in Brisbane, Qld, has a 5-minute response time.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
• It will, however, make cats dizzy.
• Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid.