Saturday, 20 May 2017

Gender Bender

Sharing some humour about inanimate objects and their gender.

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. 

For example:

Freezer Bags - Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Photocopiers - Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but they can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tyres - Male, because they go bald and they are often over-inflated.

Hot Air Balloons - Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's lots of hot air.

Sponges - Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

Web Pages - Female, because it's always getting hit on.

Railway Stations - Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer - Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's still handy to have around.

Remote Control - Female...... Ha! You thought it would be male, but consider this - They give a man pleasure, and he'd be lost without one. And while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.